Megan Fox is “frustrated” by her body. Emporio Armani is not.
You’re supposed to be looking at her underwear.
Granted, you may have been momentarily distracted. The pronounced hunch, the countable vertebrae, the concave abdomen — there’s a lot going on.
But if you ask Emporio Armani, Megan Fox is just doing a really great job of modeling their underwear.
Ask her trainer, Harley Pasternak, and he’ll tell you all about those other areas you may have been distracted by. “Do I worry about Megan getting too skinny? Yeah!”
Dodai Stewart does a great job of summing up the contradictory (and potentially contrived) messages surrounding Megan’s body (i.e. she’s “frustrated” by her thin frame and “really fast metabolism,” yet, she manages to cash in on them pretty effectively, thanks to those Armani ads).
— Michelle Konstantinovsky is a student at UC Berkeley’s Graduate School of Journalism and an avid admirer of shiny objects and preteen entertainment. It would be nice if you visited her website: www.michellekmedia.com. Also, she may learn to use Twitter more effectively if you follow her @michelley415.