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Pepsi introduces “the skinny can” for Fashion Week

Doesn't the skinny Pepsi can on the left just exude beauty and confidence?

Doesn't the skinny Pepsi can on the left just exude beauty and confidence?

Skinny sells.

Or at least that’s what Pepsi hopes.

Perhaps trying to keep up with Super Bowl ad sexism, Pepsi plans to unveil their new “Skinny Can” during New York Fashion Week “in celebration of beautiful, confident women.”

Because, you know, beauty and confidence are only found in slim packages.

And because consumers of artificially-sweetened, carbonated chemicals found in thin cans are automatic fitness buffs, Pepsi will also launch a social network intended to “unite the active women striving to make a difference in their lives.”

Uh oh, if the Kardashians are endorsing Pepsi's Skinny Can, it can't be good.

Uh oh, if the Kardashians are endorsing Pepsi's Skinny Can, it can't be good.

Actually, I’m inspired to make my life different immediately.

Step one: buy Coke.

Michelle

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