Perez Hilton vows to stop bullying celebrities and start spreading the love.

I generally feel like kicking Perez Hilton in the groin.

This is not to say I condone violence or approve of crotchal assault, but let’s face it, the guy has earned a reputation for being a jerk.

The number one cesspool of celebrity trash-talk, Perez’s blog often rips stars apart regarding their weight, clothing, relationships, and more.

And of course, the shameless self-promoter also peddles his own products — remember the “Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels!” t-shirt controversy?

Well, apparently hell has frozen over. On Wednesday, Perez posted the video below on his web site, declaring an end to his nasty, catty, snarky, scathing ways.

Yep, either hell’s frozen over or Perez found a lucrative way to capitalize on a kinder, gentler blogging persona. Okay, fine, I suppose it’s possible he’s being sincere about turning over a new leaf in light of the recent bully-provoked teen suicides. But something about Perez still seems slimy to me.

Only time will tell if he really stops berating Jennifer Aniston for her love life, criticizing Rumer Willis about her chin, or talking endless smack about every other celebrity on the block.

– Michelle