Megan Fox is “frustrated” by her body. Emporio Armani is not.
Megan Fox's body is at the center of weight debates, and the center of an Emporio Armani Underwear ad.
You’re supposed to be looking at her underwear.
Granted, you may have been momentarily distracted. The pronounced hunch, the countable vertebrae, the concave abdomen — there’s a lot going on.
But if you ask Emporio Armani, Megan Fox is just doing a really great job of modeling their underwear.
Ask her trainer, Harley Pasternak, and he’ll tell you all about those other areas you may have been distracted by. “Do I worry about Megan getting too skinny? Yeah!” Continue reading
Victoria’s Secret uses Adriana Lima’s ribs and hip bones to sell perfume
It's "Incredible" Victoria's Secret could make Adriana Lima's body even less humanly attainable.
Don’t worry ladies, Victoria’s Secret values more than big breasts.
They also really revere protruding bones and concave abdomens.
Seriously, what is this?
Delighted to receive some V.S. coupons in the mail (yes, I’m an “Angel V.I.P.” credit card carrier), my glee quickly turned to shock as I was assaulted by Adriana Lima’s prominent ribcage.
Whether this is a case of Photoshop gone bad, or a true representation of Adriana’s bone-thin body (which somehow boasts a bountiful, symmetrical bosom), it’s all kinds of wrong. Continue reading