according to the superbowl, white americans love the following things
Date: February 7, 2010 | Posted By:
- beer
- chips
- candy bars
- white girls (and the tackling of white girls and women–euphemistic or not)
- not wearing pants
if you are not a white american, you might hope to become one by doing the following things:
- drinking beer
- eating chips
- eating candy
- tackling hot ladies (euphemistically or not)
pants are optional (unless you’re dockers, in which case you’re defining masculinity by pants and you’d better put them on).
-melissa
Tags: Super Bowl
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